Last night, I was holding Mari as she was falling asleep and trying to gently lay her down in her crib when I felt a hand between my legs, probing.
Aak! I almost dropped the baby.
Austin, what are you doing?
He had his plastic thermometer in his hand and said, "I'm taking your temperature! I'm going to stick this in your bum bum!"
I laughed so hard, I thought I was going to be sick.