Monday, May 04, 2009

Papa Married a Mormon

Papa Married a Mormon Papa Married a Mormon by John Dennis Fitzgerald


My review


rating: 3 of 5 stars
I have been obsessed with John D. Fitzgerald lately, but I think I may have found some closure after reading Papa Married a Mormon, his book about life in the Utah territories before and after statehood. It’s both the adult version and an antidote to the Great Brain books.

Fitzgerald was, of course, the author of several Great Brain books for children and the eponymous narrator of the books, J.D. Papa Married a Mormon is presented as fiction, but based on life. The Foreward describes the author’s promise to his mother that he will write the true story of the west, through tales of his family. There are even photographs of the family in the book.

A book like this published today could be a post-modern pastiche, like Kinky Friedman’s detective novels or J.G. Ballard’s Crash, both of which use the author’s name for the protagonist. This would be pretty unlikely in 1955 when the book was published, however. The novel is romantic and sentimental, seeing the goodness is nearly every character, but it is never boring. It also serves as the template for the Great Brain books that would come a decade later.

The same characters are there. Mama and Papa, of course, and older brothers Sweyn and Tom. Aunt Bertha, who wasn’t really their aunt, and Uncle Mark and Aunt Cathie also figure prominently. Even J.D.’s dog Brownie has a chapter devoted to him, although in this book he’s involved in a vicious dogfight. Older sister Katie is never mentioned in the Great Brain books, however.

Also missing in the Great Brain books is the looming presence of Will D. Fitzgerald. It’s clear why he isn’t in a children’s book. He’s Al Swearengen as embodied by Ian McShane on Deadwood – a nasty man who wins a saloon on a poker hand well aware that to make the deal conclusive, he’ll have to kill the previous owner. He takes a dancing girl named Queenie for a mistress and his personality has such gravity that the mining town of Silverlode seems to revolve around his Whitehorse Saloon.

Will also happens to be the explanation to a question I’ve had with every Great Brain book? Why did Tom Fitzgerald, patriarch of the family, come west? According to Papa, he came to fulfill a deathbed promise to his mother to watch over Will, the black sheep of the family.

The Great Brain books always include a paragraph within the first chapter that breaks down the religious demographics of the town of Adenville. Papa goes further and describes all the conflicts and intolerance that goes with religion, although, true to form, everyone learns that God is love and why would He be opposed to interfaith marriage or learning from one another?

Another question I have about the Great Brain is, who is Mark Trainor? J.D. calls him Uncle, but how were they related? In Papa, Trainor is the son of a Mormon bishop who loves his childhood friend, Tena Neilsen. When he realizes that she loves a Catholic, Tom Fitzgerald, Trainor is honorable enough to help them elope. His only admonition to Fitzgerald: “I’ll kill you if you ever hurt Tena or bring her any unhappiness.” The response: “I’d want it that way, Mark.” Later in the book, Mark marries Tom’s sister Cathie, another interfaith marriage.

The kids don’t really come into the story until more than half way, but then we find characters like “Dirty” Dawson. He seems to be the basis for “Britches” Dottie, the girl the Great Brain encourages to go to school, as well as Frankie Pennyworth, the orphaned boy the Fitzgeralds take in. In Papa, Dawson is being raised by his father, who drinks himself to death to forget the death of his wife.

And of course, there’s Tom. Even in this first novel, he refers to his Great Brain, although the schemes described tend to end with Tom’s punishment (although his father, Uncle Will and Mark often get a good laugh out of the mischief). I was surprised that Tom decides to reject Catholicism and become a Mormon. He goes on a mission to China and eventually marries Bishop Aden’s daughter. Not the ending I had imagined for the Great Brain!

Papa Married a Mormon is not a novel of ideas, but it is an entertaining yarn. And as an adjunct to the Great Brain books, it serves to fill out a picture of life in the old West.




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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Big Numbers

In the late 1980s or so, Alan Moore started a new publishing company and began writing an epic comic book story about and American mall developer building a shopping plaza in England. Oh also, the Mandelbrot set was involved (fractals and all that). I was psyched! Even better, the art was by Bill Sienkiewicz! Amazing! Their previous collaboration was a short parable about American imperialism that involved a bald eagle drinking in a bar.

Anyway, only two issues of "Big Numbers" (the mall story) were published although stories always mention that Sienkiewicz quit the project (schedule problems) and his assistant at the time, Al Columbia took over.

Well, turns out pages for issue 3 were completed and never saw the light of day. Until now. And on the internet. They're here.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Nicholas Brothers

I'm just posting this link to a YouTube clip to remind myself to show the kids the most amazing tap dancing ever. The first half is good. The second half is better.

Monday, March 02, 2009

Traveling with an iPod Touch instead of a laptop

I had this great excuse to buy an iPod Touch: I told Julie that I would bring it on our trip to Chile. (I got the Apple iPod touch 32 GB (2nd Generation); my brother-in-law helped justify the purchase and I loaded it up so it was definitely the right model to get.)

Well, it turned out great.

This is what it replaced:
portable DVD player
laptop
Spanish phrase book
calculator
address book
music cds
photo album (we were visiting family)

This is what it let me do:
play videos on the iPod for the kids on airplanes, or in restaurants when they were restless
play videos on hotel televisions as an alternative to Spanish tv
play music on hotel televisions (in some cases I found I had to stimulate the video to activate the audio, so I would put on a photo album slide show); this was nice at Christmas because I could play Christmas music and it was actually quite reflective to see photos from the last 12 months
check e-mail (most hotels and many stores, restaurants and cafes had wifi)
keep up with the news

Now, if you've got one of these, you know that it's not super convenient for surfing the 'net--not as fast as running a browser on a laptop and tabbing through your favorite sites--but it's fine. When we really had to type something out or read something, it wasn't hard to find an Internet cafe or hotel computer to use.

Important information! If you load up videos on the iPod using iTunes, they take up a LOT of space. However, if you download the free software Handbrake, you can convert DVDs to MP4 files for iPods which creates a much smaller file. For comparison, Handbrake converted MP4s run less than 500 Mb per hour. The Apple specs 10 hours for the 8 Gb Touch, so that puts it at about 800 Mb per hour. Makes a difference.

I should note, too, that along with the iPod itself, I had (bought in Chile! Authorized resellers in Santiago and Vina del Mar) the composite AV cable that provides a power cord for recharging and has the cables that lets the iPod play on televisions. Looks like there are cheaper, non-Apple manufactured cables available on Amazon.

The one thing I might have liked was a microphone attachment to make Skype calls back to the States.

So: recommended! Happy Travels

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Penguins

While in Chile, on the island of Chiloe, we managed to get on the last tour boat of the day to see some penguins in their natural habitat.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Austin's 6th Birthday Party

It's incredible that he's six. I'm not sure if I'm more amazed that time has gone by so quickly or that he's survived all of his hijinks, but here we are. And here's a video of his party:

Monday, February 09, 2009

Dream

Sorry to be lame and post about a dream, but this was very spooky and was the first time I ever had... an archaeology nightmare!

(To be clear, I've had lots of nightmares where I was supposed to be someplace on a dig and wasn't ready, and I've also had plenty of experiences on digs I might describe as nightmares, but check this out:)

I dreamt I was digging in a trench and I came upon a bone. As I cleared more area, it became clear it was a tiger skeleton. That was weird. Then another bone, and another tiger. The next bone we cleaned off turned out to be part of a human skeleton. And then another. Lots of human skeletons! It was some sort of massacre that seemed to have involved a huge human and tiger conflict.

Then my dream cut back and flashed forward and from an aerial view I saw lots and lots of trenches, scattered across the landscape and from the bits and pieces I could see that this was a huge trench of tiger and human skeletons in the form of an ever increasing spiral.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Elvis Costello fans take note!

So, we don't have cable television, but I'm looking forward to the eventual DVD (Hulu?) release of Elvis Costello's talk show "Spectacle."

Meanwhile, an enterprising gentleman has downloaded audio tracks from the show performances and posted the zipfile on his blog. Check it out: collaborations with the Police (Watching the Moon); Elvis sings only the harmony to Alison; with Lou Reed on Perfect Day and more. Special Columbia alumni note: Laura Cantrell sings with Elvis! She graduated a year or two before I did.

(Also: this blogger, Sal?, isn't just some schmo. He used to run NYCD on the Upper West Side. I think it was through his store that I heard about, and bought, the XTC psychedelic side project Dukes of the Stratosphear. Easy to find this kind of thing on the internet now, which explains why Sal is blogging and not sitting behind the counter of a store.)

UPDATE: more audio from the show, this one featuring Rosanne Cash and Kris Kristofferson.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Happy Groundhog's day!

So, six more weeks of winter.

My question, has the groundhog ever MISSED seeing his shadow? Doesn't Spring usually come in mid-March?

UPDATE: Slate published an article about seeing shadows, etc. And it turns out the rodent sees his shadow 90% of the time.

UPDATE 2: Boston Globe on the usefulness of the rodent in New England.