Monday, January 03, 2011

Austin's latest jokes

So, among his daily misfires, Austin came up with a couple jokes that I thought worth passing along.

Q. What's a Chinese pirate's favorite number?

A. 2 (pronounced "Aarh!")


Q. What happened to the robber who needed a nap?

A. He got ar-rest-ed.

1 comment:

P Cheng said...

I like the chinese pirate one. Nothin' like a good pirate joke!